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Adopt a pothole.
Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.
'Look, it left a note! It says it recently found out it was adopted and took off in search of it's real parents!'
"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."
Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.
Adopt a Desert
"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."
I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.
"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"
ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY, 'I'd love to, but I live in a very small apartment.'
'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'
'Instead of children, maybe we could adopt a HIGHWAY.'
'Do you have any highways that Angelina Jolie or Madonna haven't adopted?'
'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'
'I assume we get first rights to the roadkill?'