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'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'
"Here you are!" "I'll have that, thank you!" Inland revenue gives/takes away.
"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"
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Next year, taxpayers will have the option of donating their tax refunds to save the shrinking surplus.
'When did the IRS start paying refunds in lottery tickets?'
'Not unless the IRS accepts hot chocolate as currency for payment your gran'pa gave you for shoveling his snow last winter.'
"Okay, Mr. Tech Nerd, let's see you hack into the IRS and get me a bigger refund!"
"Do you, Helene and Ken, promise to love and honor, in sickness and health, government shutdowns or bi-partisanship, tax increases or tax refunds..."
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'The IRS says to keep the eight million dollar refund check. It'd cost more than that to correct the mistake.'
IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right â€ be that way!'
I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.
'It's a tax refund with a note attached. We're asked not to cash the check before next week.'
'Junior, can you hack into the I.R.S. computer and get me a bigger refund?'
"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"
'I didn't get a tax refund. They just sent me a bridge they couldn't find a river for.'
'I used my tax refund to file for bankruptcy.'
'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'
'A kid from Iowa has broken into our system amd given every Iowan a 10-thousand dollar refund!'
'The meaning of life is an economic stimulus tax refund package? Who are you - a George Bush groupie?'
IRS: Be a patriot! Donate your tax refund to help pay for the latest government bail outs!
Accountant to man: 'I can get you a rapid refund ... and an even quicker audit.'
IRS agent lists President Obama's dependents.
'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'
Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.
'We like to put the 'fun' in 'refund'!'