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'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
Tags:screenwriter, screenwriters, clerk, clerks, accuracy, accurate, accurateness, historian, historians, honest, honesty, entertainment, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, story, stories, old testament, entertainer, entertainers, exodus, red sea, miracle, miracles, teller, tellers, telling, non sequitur
"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, comic, comics, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, film, films, movie, movies, lingerie, lingerie store, lingerie stores, lingerie shop, lingerie shops, bra store, bra store, bra shop, bra shops, corset, corsets, shopping for bras, shopping for underwear, shopping for lingerie, lingerie counter, lingerie counters, clerk, clerks, staff, customer service, service, question, questions, request, requests, customer, customers, patron, patrons, out of stock, out-of-stock, fashion, women's wear, clothing, clothes, women's clothing, women's clothes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, not longer, carry, product, products, woman, women
"Are you planning on just looking at that book or are you gonna borrow it?"
Tags:library, libraries, librarian, librarians, book, books, novel, novels, read, reading, reader, readers, borrow, borrowing, borrower, borrowers, borrowing books, plan, plans, planning, aggressive, clerk, clerks, staff, annoyed, angry, anger, looking, browsing, retail, bookseller, booksellers, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, book shops, buying books, literature, modern life
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
Tags:shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff
"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
Tags:guarantee, guarantees, guaranteeing, stand behind your work, standing behind your work, product, products, retail, retailer, retailers, retail store, retail stores, electronics store, electronics stores, ominous, concern, concerns, concerning, worry, worries, worrying, unreliable, reliability, return, returns, return policy, return policies, boss, shop, shops, shopping, modern life, boss, bosses, customer service, customer service representative, sales, sales training, sales trainer, sales trainers, boss, bosses, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance
Windows are just for show.
"As you can see, we're the good guys."
Tags:gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, machine gun, machine guns, automatic weapon, automatic weapons, ak-47, ak-47s, semi-automatic weapon, semi-automatic weapons, automatic, automatics, semi-automatic, semi-automatics, gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, gun dealer, gun dealers, clerk, clerks, gun control, firearms regulation, gun laws, good guys, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, baby, babies, child, children, kid, kids, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., modern life, modern parents, modern parenting, gun rights, right to bear arms, gun violence, gun safety
'If you have a question about our vast array of merchandise, just ask me, and I'll gladly refer you to someone who might know someone who knows something!'
"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, marriage, marriages, dating, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, sorry, wrongdoing, admit, admiting, admitting wrongdoing, guilt, guilty, feeling guilt, feeling guilty, apology, apologies, self-righteous, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, flower shop, flower shops, floral shop, floral shops, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, clerk, clerks, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, customer service
"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
Tags:sale, sales, offer, offers, retailer, retailers, retail, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, merchandise, merchandising, out of business, going out of business, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, clerk, clerks, department store, department stores, customer, customers, lack of customers
'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'
To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
Tags:customer service, hotel, hotels, checkin, checks in, checking in, check-in, check-ins, check-in desk, check-in desks, responsive, response, responses, respond, responds, unresponsive, indifferent, energy conservation, reduce energy, reduces energy, reducing energy, energy reduction, energy reductions, manager, managers, management, green, greening, green energy, saving, savings, clerk, clerks, desk duty, hotel staff
'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'
"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"
Tags:bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, literature, book, books, staff, clerk, clerks, information, information desk, information desks, information counter, information counters, unhelpful, rude, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, customer, customers, request, requests, inquiry, inquiries, self-help, section, sections, independence, being independent, self-reliance, self-determination, self-esteem, self-confidence, mental health
"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."
Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".
Tags:complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, complaints department, complaints departments, customer service department, customer service departments, criticism, stern, frowning, angry, strict, glaring, scary, intimidating, intimidation, threatening, scary, clerk, clerks, staff, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
Tags:marriage, married, propose, proposal, engage, engaged, ring, rings, engagement, proposed, proposals, consumer, consumerism, clerk, clerks, assistant, assistants, saving, savings, class, class, lower class, service, service industry, customer, customer divide, love, loving, romance, romantic, romantically, marry, marrying, bride, brides, bridal, dress, dresses, wedding, wedding dress, wedding dresses, modern life, modern, modern world
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
Tags:collate, collates, collating, clerk, clerks, abstract, abstract art, geometry, order, orders, ordering, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, assistance, admin, administrative duty, administrative duties, administrative work, office, office work, office worker, delegate, delegates, delegating
"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."
Tags:profound, profundity, request, requests, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, salesman, salesperson, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, bookshops, bookshop, book store, book stores, librarian, librarians, book recommendation, book recommendations, reader, readers, reading, wit, witty, irreverent, irreverence, tall order, tall orders, library, libraries
Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book
Tags:book, books, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstores, read, reading, reader, readers, book seller, book sellers, sales secrets, sales tactic, sales tactic, hand selling, hand sell, hand sales, secret, secrets, marketing secret, marketing secrets, sales secret, sales secrets, sales people, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales man, salesmen, sales men, salesman, irony, ironic, clerk, clerks, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, consumerism, modern life, modern times, modern attiutdes
'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'
'No, you probably won't find what you need and I'm not going to help you look for it!'