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"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
"I'm just not sure if I want to bring a child into this crazy, messed-up world."
"You're right, now is not the ideal time for you. But you've got to admit that there's never really a perfect time to have children."
"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."
"Personally, I can't imagine what mom did with all her free time before we came along!"
'My parents never had children, so I guess I won't either!'