Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
Tags:cummerbund, cummerbunds, underpants, underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, badly-dressed, bad dresser, bad dressers, formal, formal party, formalwear, faux pas, formal wear, upper class, polite society, elite, elites, fashion faux pas, style, stylish, stylishness, trashy, tacky, tackiness
"Can you de-schlump him?"
Tags:slob, slobs, style, styles, stylist, stylists, schlump, schlumps, stylist, stylists, personal style, personal styles, fashion advice, fashion guru, fashion gurus, men's fashion, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fashion faux pas, clueless, cluelessness, bad dresser, bad dressers, badly dressed, nag, nags, nagging, fashion emergency, fashion emergencies, clothing, clothes, clothes shopping, clothing store, clothing stores
Joe's Clothes Dated Him.
'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'
'We're with the Neighborhood Coordinated Clothing Watch.'
"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."
"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
Poor clothing choices when you live alone
'Henry, lose the tourist clothes, we own a condo here now.'
'Charges against you are dimissed, but you attorney is sentenced to Brooks Brothers for a complete make-over.'
'Compliments of the management,sir.'
Hairdos and HAIRDON'TS!!
Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'
'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'
"I think that thing's ready for the thirdhand store."
'Careful man, he has poor eyesight, but a very keen sense of fashion.'
My, what a stylish cardigan you're wearing Mr. Werner! - Suck-Up School
Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...
'Honey? I'm having second thoughts about the tie.'
'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'
'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'
Wardrobe Deficiency Area.
Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.