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"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
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"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
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"He's my smart-aleck twin."
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guru, sooth-sayer, wise man, wise guy, siblings, brothers, smart-aleck, clever, insulting, smart alec, smartass'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'
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'Will the wiseguy who's purring like a kitten please stop?!'
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dog, dogs, animal, animals, business, business meeting, business meetings, meting, meetings, board, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, purring, purr, wiseguy, wise guy, board meeting, board meetings, discussion, discussions'Watch my step? What are you, a wise guy?'
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"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"
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