Wise Guy Cartoons and Comics

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC135885
High Res:
2981x2722 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wiseguy, wiseguys, wise guy, wise guys, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafia member, mafia members, made guy, made man, mob, organized crime, gangster, gangsters, crossover, crossovers, cartoons, animation, classic, classics, dream, dreams, hope, hopes, whack, whacks, whacked, mob hit, mob hits, unrealistic, goal, goals, set goals, setting goals, real boy, life goal, life goals

"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC22427
High Res:
1492x1369 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
morning, mornings, morning coffee, morning coffees, coffee, coffees, caffeine, latte, lattes, wise guy, wise guys, wiseguy, wiseguys, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, caffeine addiction, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, caffeine fix, caffeine-fix, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, hiding, angry wife, angry wives, angry women, angry woman, pre-coffee, before coffee

'Consulting services: know-it-alls wanted"

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
shrn5041
High Res:
2769x1704 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
consultant firm, consultant firms, consulting firm, consulting firms, know-it-all, know-it-alls, job position, job positions, smarty-pants, smart aleck, smart alecks, wise guy, wise guys, wise man, wise men

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

Artist:
Robinson, Bruce
Search ID:
brin478
High Res:
2500x1611 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wise men, wise, wise guy, wise guys, wise man, wisemen, wiseman, jokes, prankster, pranksters, practical jokes, joker, jokers, sense of humour, sense of humor, nativity, joke, practical joke, toilet paper, bathroom tissue, came, camels, desert, sand, christmas, christmas eve, gifts

'The first step toward wisdom is accepting that no one knows exactly when to 'buy low' and 'sell high'.'

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn1797
High Res:
2193x1542 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wise guy, wisdom, wisdoms, wise men, wise man, guru, gurus, monk, monks, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advice, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, investment, investments, investor, investors, financial advice, meaning of life, financial planning

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln8189
High Res:
1800x1937 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
guru, sooth-sayer, wise man, wise guy, siblings, brothers, smart-aleck, clever, insulting, smart alec, smartass

"Potpourri air freshener? Who's the wise guy?"

Artist:
Abbott, Bill
Search ID:
babn1434
High Res:
2100x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vikings, viking, viking raid, viking raids, viking raider, viking raiders, viking ship, viking ships, marauders, invasion, invasions, air fresheners, marauders, invaders, scents, smells, air freshener, aromatherapy, health, wellness, boats, wise guy

'Always the wise guy.'

Artist:
Toos, Andrew
Search ID:
aton5031
High Res:
2560x2048 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wise guy, wise guys, smart aleck, smart alecks, smart alek, smart aleks, office clown, office clowns, sense of humour, sense of humor, office politics, office job, office jobs, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers

'Bill eventually came to regret selling his sole to the Devil.'

Artist:
Veley, Bradford
Search ID:
bven21
High Res:
1700x2532 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
devil, satan, hell, practical joke, soul, sole, soles, souls, devils, hells, hellish, practical jokes, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, joking, trickster, tricksters, trick, tricks, fish, fishes, wise guy, wise guys, laugh, laughs, selling your soul, religious, regret, regrets

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Artist:
Brown, Hugh
Search ID:
hbrn2130
High Res:
2550x2550 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hell, underworld, hells, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, fire alarm, fire alarms, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, fire, fires, afterlife, afterlives, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, wise guy, wise guys

'Peter's always been one for the wise-cracks...'

Artist:
Wilbur -Dawbarn-
Search ID:
wda1491
High Res:
1912x2084 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
owl, owls, animal, animals, bird, birds, wildlife, clever, wise, wisdom, wise crack, wisecrack, wisecracks, wise-cracks, joke, jokes, joking, jocular, jovial, wisecracking, cafe, cafes, wiseguy, wise guy

'Oh, a fries guy, huh?'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dre1126
High Res:
1501x2101 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fries, potato, potatoes, spud, spuds, wise guy, wise guys, curly fries, chips, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, policeman, policemen, detective, detectives, cop, cops, copper, coppers

'It's the next generation. The Smart Ass Phone with Wise Guy Voice Technology.'

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln2236
High Res:
1800x2827 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
smart phones, smart phone, phone technologies, cell phones, phone technology, buying, selling, new products, rude, insolent, wise guy, wise guys, smart ass, smart asses, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell phone, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, retailer, shop, shops, store, stores

'Will the wiseguy who's purring like a kitten please stop?!'

Artist:
Delgado, Roy
Search ID:
rde0494
High Res:
3012x2647 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, animal, animals, business, business meeting, business meetings, meting, meetings, board, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, purring, purr, wiseguy, wise guy, board meeting, board meetings, discussion, discussions

'Watch my step? What are you, a wise guy?'

Artist:
Morgan, Ron
Search ID:
rmo0466
High Res:
2099x2683 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
frog, frogs, toad, toads, warning, warnings, watch your step, centipede, centipedes, milipede, milipedes, millipede, millipedes, leg, legs, step, steps, shoe, shoes, foot, feet, wise guy, wise guys, smart alec, smart alecs

Bad a bling - Mafia Jewellery Store.

Artist:
Baker, Ian
Search ID:
iban307
High Res:
1810x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, hitman, hitmen, mafia, mafiosos, organised crime, organized crime, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, good fellas, crime, crimes, criminal, jewellery story, jewellry, bling, bad a bing, wise guy, shop, gold, silver

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jco0302
High Res:
2500x1675 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wise, wisdom, wisenheimer, wisenheimers, clever, smart, smart alec, smarty pants, intelligent, intelligence, owl, owls, bird, birds, clever clogs, wise crack, wise cracks, know-it-all, know it all, know it alls, wise guy, wise guys, perch, perching, perched

'Blue ink? -- Oh, a wise guy, eh?'

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman1943
High Res:
2100x2264 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irs, tax, taxes, revenue, audit, auditing, return, money, owe, deduction, wise guy, wise guys, blue ink, black ink, tax bill, tax bills, tax return, tax returns, form, forms

Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.

Artist:
Lynch, Mark
Search ID:
mlyn196
High Res:
2246x2287 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
snails, snail, slug, slugs, fight, fights, wise gyes, arguments, arguments, blow, blows, come to blows, coming to blows, dare, dares, dared, daring, agressive, agression, aggro, lary, wise guy, wise guys, starting fights, slow, slow moving, slow mover, slow movers

'Look, wise guy, while we're in the city there are certain laws!'

Artist:
Troy, John
Search ID:
jtr0104
High Res:
2112x2072 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
outfit, outfits, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, law, laws, city, cities, city law, city laws, laugh, laughs laughing, hysterical, clothes, bad dresser, bad dressers, ben, wise guy, mock, mocks, mocking

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

Artist:
Stubler, Richard
Search ID:
rsun905
High Res:
2013x1773 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
udder, udders, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy, dairies, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, cow, cows, cattle, smiley face, smiley faces, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, milking, milker, milkers, milk, milked, wise guy, wise guys

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Artist:
Morgan, Ron
Search ID:
rmon4521
High Res:
1850x2388 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wise guy, wise guys, singing, monkey, monkeys, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas carol, xmas carols, carol singer, carol singers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, wise guy, elf, elves, santa, santa claus, father christmas, toy, toys