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"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
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"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."
"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
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'Consulting services: know-it-alls wanted"
Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy
'The first step toward wisdom is accepting that no one knows exactly when to 'buy low' and 'sell high'.'
"He's my smart-aleck twin."
"Potpourri air freshener? Who's the wise guy?"
'Always the wise guy.'
'Bill eventually came to regret selling his sole to the Devil.'
'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'
'Peter's always been one for the wise-cracks...'
'Oh, a fries guy, huh?'
'It's the next generation. The Smart Ass Phone with Wise Guy Voice Technology.'
'Will the wiseguy who's purring like a kitten please stop?!'
'Watch my step? What are you, a wise guy?'
Bad a bling - Mafia Jewellery Store.
'Don't be a wisenheimer.'
'Blue ink? -- Oh, a wise guy, eh?'
Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.
'Look, wise guy, while we're in the city there are certain laws!'
'Alright, who's the wise guy'
"What did Benjamin Franklin invent after flying a kite in a lightning storm?"
"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"
Have you seen the wise guy with the duck call?
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