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A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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"Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have."
'What the hell! It's close enough.'
"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
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'The end is near.'
"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."
"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."
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"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."
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"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
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If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
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'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'
"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."
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"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"
Women are from venus...men are from a layby outside Watford.
'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'
When my friends come over, please try to not look self-employed
'I cut the grass once, but it grew again.'
The ascent of man.
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"Here at Jackson & Bellnot casualization has gone too far."
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"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
Tags:dog, dogs, crap, craps, crapping, poo, pooping, housebroken, housebreaking, mess, messes, messy apartment, messy apartments, messy flat, messy flats, date, dates, dating, single life, casual encounter, casual encounters, dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, obedience school, obedience schools, slob, slobs, slovenly
"Permission to breach new sartorial frontiers, Sir!"
'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'
"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."
"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"
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