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Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"
Tags:fop, fops, dandy, dandies, foppish, dress up, dressed up, dressing up, department store, department stores, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion advice, customer service, fashion guru, fashion gurus, information desk, information desks, directions, direct, directs, directing, special interest, special interests
"Does flannel go with camo?"
Tags:flannel, camo, camouflage, camouflage pants, camouflage trousers, pants, trousers, shirt, shirts, button down shirt, button down shirts, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, manly, manliness, masculine, dress, dresses, dressing, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log cabin, log cabins, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, clash, clashes, clashing, match, matches, matching, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion senses, no fashion sense, dress sense, instinct, instincts
"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
Tags:holmes, sherlock holmes, pants, trousers, deduction, deductions, deduce, deduces, deducing, watson, moriarty, nemesis, nemeses, villain, villains, archvillain, arch-villain, arch-villains, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, decision, decisions, fashion advice, fashion adviser, fashion advisers, fashion advisor, fashion advisors, dress sense, dress senses
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, women, woman, clothe, clothes, wardrobe, wardrobes, nothing to wear, outfir, outfits, dress, dresses, skirt, skirts, mini skirt, mini, midi, midi skirt, maxi, maxi dress, maxi skirt, fashionista, fashion faux pas, worry, worried, worrying, girl, girls, fashion advice, advice, help, fashion help, how to dress, well dressed, well-dressed
"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."
Tags:mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, fashion, fashions, retail, retailer, retailers, hiring, strategic, strategy, strategies, sale, salesmen, sales, style, stylish, fashion sense, fashion-sense, fashionable, customer, customers, customer service, customer is always right, bias, biased, biases, pander, pandering, cater, catered, catering, caters, store, stores, fashion advice, advice, advise, advised
"Lose the goatee."
"Wear shoes like this and you could marry a president."
Tags:red shoe, red shoes, high heel, high heels, high-heel, high-heels, heel, heels, red heel, red heels, president, presidents, power shoe, power shoes, aspiration, aspirations, aspiring, casual sexism, girl talk, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family life, family-life, mentor, mentors, mentoring, role model, role models, pushy parent, pushy parents, ambitious parent, ambitious parents, fashion advice, trend, trendy, trendiness
The Haberdashery Triptych - the Barneys Collection, New York
Tags:fashion, art, museums, triptych, triptychs, art history, art historian, art historians, painting, paintings, painter, painters, shopping, suit, suits, new suit, new suits, expensive suit, expensive suits, changing room, changing rooms, mirror, mirrors, full length mirror, full length mirrors, shame, sense of shame, fashion advice, uncertain, uncertainty, suit, three piece suit, three piece suits, mankoff
"The David Attenborough look."
Tags:david attenborough, natural historian, natural historians, naturalist, naturalists, fashion icon, fashion icons, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, dress code, explorer, explorers, part, parties, small talk, small-talk, small talks, role model, role models, role-model, role-models, tv presenter, tv presenters, natural documentary, nature documentaries
“I’d lose the dress.”
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail cell, incarcerated, incarcerate, cell mate, cell mates, jailed, imprison, imprisoned, convict, convicted, angel, angels, advice, good advice, dress, dress code, prison uniform, wardrobe, fashion, fashion advice, fitting in, getting along, cross dressing, vestment, vestments, fallen angel, fallen angels
"Can you de-schlump him?"
Tags:slob, slobs, style, styles, stylist, stylists, schlump, schlumps, stylist, stylists, personal style, personal styles, fashion advice, fashion guru, fashion gurus, men's fashion, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fashion faux pas, clueless, cluelessness, bad dresser, bad dressers, badly dressed, nag, nags, nagging, fashion emergency, fashion emergencies, clothing, clothes, clothes shopping, clothing store, clothing stores
'A poloneck covers a multitude of chins.'
"Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"
Tags:dress, dresses, dress fitting, dress fittings, fitting, fittings, shop, shops, shopping, hat, hats, oversize, oversized, giant, gigantic, huge, enormous, too big, large, enlarged, smaller, shrink, shrinks, shrink down, shrinks down, shrinking down, stylist, stylists, fashion advice, clothes shopping, retail therapy
"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"
"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
Tags:lawsuit, lawsuits, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, outfit, outfits, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fashion advice, smart, dress smart, dresses smart, dressing smart, smart outfit, smart outfits, trial, trials, plaintiff, plaintiffs, lawsuit, lawsuits, defendant, defendants, try on clothes, trying on clothes, fashionable, retail store, retail stores, changing rooms, fitting room, fitting rooms, dressing room, dressing rooms, formal wear, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
Tags:turkey, thanksgiving, thanksgiving turkey, turkeys, thanksgivings, fattening up, head block, stretch pants, stretchy pants, rearing turkeys, farming turkeys, turkey farm, raising animals, livestock, farm, farming, wife, advice, husband, watching weight, looking slim, looking fat, overweight, nagging, advising, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips
"Lose the sailor hat."
"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."
Tags:madeline albright, pantsuit, pantsuits, suit, suits, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, business suit, business suits, fashion advice, fashion adviser, fashion advisers, fashion advisor, fashion advisors, politician, politicians, feminist, feminists, feminism, role model, role models, secretary of state, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, clinton administration, bill clinton administration, white house, clinton white house, fashionista, fashionistas, selling point, selling points
"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"
"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"
"This one simple draping trick will make people think you work out a lot."