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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.
Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
A doctor looks at a nurse and imagines a skeleton
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"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
"I've told you not to do that!"
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"Knew 'em - ate 'em."
"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."
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What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
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'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'
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'We all contributed.'
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
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"Hey! 'skull and bones', …… remember?"
"Explain something to me. Are 'boned' and 'deboned' the same thing?"
'You need more calcium.'
'It appears to be some sort of bone.'
'Can't you see? This isn't a real offer! They're just tossing us a bone!'
"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."
"He was my first patient."
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"Just what is it you want out of your career, Hayward?"
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
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"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."
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