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"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"
"Fashion police. Everybody freeze."
Hipster Police Department
"He's wearing polyester."
'Charges against you are dimissed, but you attorney is sentenced to Brooks Brothers for a complete make-over.'
"It was a crime of fashion."
"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"
'I asked you to take off the shoes because they don't match your outfit.'