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"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
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"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, stud, studs, studly, attractive, attractiveness, handsome, handsomeness, losing your looks
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
Tags:motorcycle, motorcycles, motor bike, motor bikes, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, mid life crisis, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, may-december romance, may december romance, may-december, trophy girlfriend, trophy girlfriends, aging, aged, retired, retire
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"Something life affirming. On the rocks."
"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."
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"Their rut looks like a lot more fun than our rut."
Tags:rut, ruts, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, let down, let downs, comparison, comparisons, escalator, escalators, self comparison, self comparisons, rat race, the rat race, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs
Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.
Tags:disco, discos, disco dancing, disco dancer, disco dancers, lighthouse, lighthouses, fisher man, fisherman, fisher men, fishing, fishermen, boar, boats, safety, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disco music, disco fever, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crises, dad dance, dad dancing
"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
Tags:yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clash
"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative
Tags:mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, life choices, big decision, big decisions, judaism, orthodox jew, conservative jew, conservative jews, reform judaism, jewish denominations, existential crisis, existential crises, liberal judaism, progressive judaism, changing denomination, changing denominations, middle age, middle aged
"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting older, getting old, getting on, age appropriate, date, dates, skinny dip, skinny dips, romance, romantic, romantics, love, finding love, uncomfortable, discomfort, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, romantic cliche, romantic cliches
"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"
"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, gender issues, bbq, bbqs, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, suburban life, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, middle class, middle classes, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, toxic masculinity, loin cloth, loin cloths, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man
'Where Are They Now?'
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90% Wool, 10% Lycra
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"Do you dwell in the wasted years behind your or the terrifying years ahead?"
Tags:bar, bars, drinking, driknking buddies, drunk, drunken, drunk chats, drunken chats, pessimistic, pessimism, gloomy, gloomy thoughts, negative, negativity, bleak future, wasted past, middle age, mid life crisis, miserable, doom and gloom, drinking problems away, drowning your sorrows, drowning sorrows, drown your sorrows
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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"I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything."
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"There's no need to worry unduly, Ted, but I'm putting our relationship into review."
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"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."
How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
Tags:bad hair day, bad hair, hair, bald, balding, no hair, hairless, receding hairline, old age, growing old, mid life crisis, war, wars, soldiers, soldier, politics, political leaders, political leader, general, generals, military, leaders, leader, government, governments, press conference, publicity, bad publicity, press, media, social media, meeting, meetings, discussion, accusations, accuse, accused, government official, government officials