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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflatable, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
Tags:cummerbund, cummerbunds, underpants, underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, badly-dressed, bad dresser, bad dressers, formal, formal party, formalwear, faux pas, formal wear, upper class, polite society, elite, elites, fashion faux pas, style, stylish, stylishness, trashy, tacky, tackiness
"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"
Tags:bowling, bowling bag, ten-pin bowling, tenpin bowling, bag, bags, handbag, hand bag, handbags, purse, purses, fashion, designer, designers, designer bag, designer bags, fashion faux pas, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, insult, insulting, snide comment, snide comments, relationship, relationships, bad relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, marriage, marriages, failing marriage, unhappy marriage, old married couple, belittle, belittling, designer label, designer labels
"That's what you're wearing to Hell?"
Tags:religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, garden of eden, eden, original sin, sins, sin, adam and eve, eve, adam, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, paradise, garden of paradise, classic, classics, classical art, classic art, artist, artists, painting, painter, religious art, religious painting, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, faux pas, leave, leaves fig, leaf, reference, referential
"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, pants, fashion, fashions, fashion police, fashionable, fashion faux pas, women's, women's clothes, women's shoes, cross-dressing, it's just nicer, nice clothes
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, faux pas, fashion faux pas, tie, ties, crazy tie, crazy ties, loud, loud tie, ridiculous, gaudy, wide, men's fashion, men's, mens fashion, fashion for men, for men, cry for help, signs, signal, signals, signalling, signalled, insecurity, insecure, business casual, business wear, men's wear, mens wear, cry, help
A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
Tags:tuxedo, tuxedos, tuxedo shirt, tuxedo shirt, t-shirt, t-shirts, tuxedo t-shirt, tuxedo t-shirts, tacky, tackiness, fashion faux pas, faux pas, fashion don't, outfit, outfits, unprofessional, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, instructions, guide, guides, fashionista, fashionistas, ironic, hipster, hipsters, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, classy, classless
"The fact that you've rolled up your sleeves since our last talk has been noted, Parminger. However, there's still something I'd like to discuss with you."
Tags:roll up your sleeves, rolling up your sleeves, faux pas, fashion faux pas, fashion no-no, fashion dos, fashion don'ts, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, pep talk, pep talks, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, motivate, motivates, motivating, manager, managers, management
"I found your other shoulder pad."
Tags:suit, suits, suited, shoulder, shoulders, broad shoulders, shoulderpad, shoulder pad, shoulder pads, shoulder pads, lop, lopside, lopsided, tailor, tailoring, stuff, stuffing, bra stuffing, business, business like, business men, business man, businessmen, businessman, dress, dress code, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, fashion faux pas, faux pas, awkward, awkward moment, awkwardly, visual gag, cringe, sight gag
"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monstrous, mob, mobs, mobbed, angry mob, lynch mob, angry, fashion, fashionable, fashions, fashion police, pitchfork, pitchforks, torch, torches, torched, chase, chases, chased, blazer, blazers, turtleneck, turtlenecks, village, villagers, fashionista, fashion faux pas
"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
Tags:tie, ties, leather tie, leather ties, tacky, tackiness, faux pas, fashion faux pas, snob, snobs, fashion snob, fashion snobs, business dress, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, dress code, dress codes, attire, upper class, upper classes, elitist, elitists, business elite, business elites, boys club, boys clubs, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
Speedo Limit: 21 Years
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, limit, limits, liited, speedo, speedos, fitness, fit, fitter, fat, fatter, overweight, bulge, mid-life crisis, mid-life, middle age, middle-age, swimming, swim, swims, beach, beaches, beach body, sign, signs, signage, fashion, fashions, fashion faux pas, faux pas, young, youth, youthful
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, women, woman, clothe, clothes, wardrobe, wardrobes, nothing to wear, outfir, outfits, dress, dresses, skirt, skirts, mini skirt, mini, midi, midi skirt, maxi, maxi dress, maxi skirt, fashionista, fashion faux pas, worry, worried, worrying, girl, girls, fashion advice, advice, help, fashion help, how to dress, well dressed, well-dressed
"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
Tags:man bun, man buns, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, hairstyle, hairstyles, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, ironic, irony, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, ugly, unattractive, any means necessary, emergency, emergencies, faux pas, fashion faux pas, stylist, stylists, beauty, beauty salon, beauty salons, haircut, haircuts, cut, cuts, cutting
The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
Tags:rap, rapper, rappers, raps, rapping, music, musicians, musician, musical, age, ageing, aged, old, old age, older, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 90s, 90s kids, 1990s, 1990, 90s kids, underwear, underwears, underwear model, underwear models, models, fashion models, fashion model, modelling, old man, old men, ravage, ravages of time, faux pas, fashion faux pas, out dated, out-dated
"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing old
I Hate My Hat Magazine
Tags:hat, hats, fashion, fashionable, fashions, menswear, mens, men's, men's clothing, men's fashion, fashion magazine, magazine, magazines, mag, mags, helmet, helmets, fedora, fedoras, headwear, accessories, accessorize, accessorise, hate, hatred, fashion faux pas, faux pas, regret, regrets, regretting, mistake, mistakes
"Can you de-schlump him?"
Tags:slob, slobs, style, styles, stylist, stylists, schlump, schlumps, stylist, stylists, personal style, personal styles, fashion advice, fashion guru, fashion gurus, men's fashion, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fashion faux pas, clueless, cluelessness, bad dresser, bad dressers, badly dressed, nag, nags, nagging, fashion emergency, fashion emergencies, clothing, clothes, clothes shopping, clothing store, clothing stores
'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'
"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"
"Too Tom Wolfeish!"
"Hey, lady - your butt is eating up your bikini."
Tags:wedgie, wedgies, swimsuit, swimsuits, swimwear, swimming costume, swimming costumes, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, trendy, trendiness, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, butt, butts, bum, bums, fashion faux pas, fashion police, fashionista, fashionistas, shame, shames, shaming, naive, naivete, alluring
'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'
Tags:mondrian, piet mondrian, mondriaan, piet mondriaan, de stijl, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern art movement, dutch painter, dutch painters, minimalist, minimalism, abstract, abstracts, abstract artist, abstract artists, painter, painters, fine art, fine arts, fine artist, fine artists, tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, regretting, tattooed, mistake, mistakes, fashion faux pas
"That looks ridiculous. You're wearing it backward."
"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"