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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
'Are those plugs, Carl?'
Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.
'I'll take the number 7.'
'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'
"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, salon, salons, barber, barbershop, barbershops, barbers, express, line, lines, queue, queues, express queue, express queues, chair, chairs, old man, hair loss, losing hair, shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
"You have Floral-Pattern baldness."
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
Tags:longing younger, ageing, looking young, getting old, getting older, vain, vanity, dob, date of birth, birth certificate, birth certificate, false identity, new identity, new identities, teeth whitening, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgery, hair loss, losing hair, going bald, alopecia, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, animal, animals, bear, bears, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, male pattern baldness, fuzzy wuzzy, tongue twister, tongue twisters, consoling, consolation
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, price, prices, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, realistic, hairstyle, hairstyles, good hair, offer, offers, offering, money, bribery, bribe, bribes, inducement, inducing, inducements, every man has his price, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, bald, gone bald, going bald, hair loss, losing hair, losing your hair, alopecia, recovery, recovering, road to recovery, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, stand-in, stand-ins, stand in, stand ins
"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."
'... And I'm not just the president of the hair club for bald eagles. I'm also a member.'
"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
Tags:myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, greek, ancient greece, medusa, gorgon, gorgons, monster, monsters, snake, snakes, falling out, hair, hair loss, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical, doctor, doctors, health, unhealthy, letter, letters, correspondence, androgenic alopecia, alopecia
"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
Tags:medical research, science, medical, warning signs of baldness, vanity, men, the five major, experts, ego, psychology, baldness, hair, hair loss, male pattern baldness, warning sign, warning signs, early warning, early warnings, bald, balds, balding, baldness, stage, stages, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, mankoff
"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."
Tags:hair loss, hair, bald, balding, baldness, male patterned baldness, hair, losing your hair, orphan, orphaned, older, old age, growing old, fashion, fashionable, fashions, men, male, hair-loss, hairloss, receding, receding hairline, widow's peak, thinning hair, thinning, bald patch, middle age, ageing, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, nostalgia, nostalgic, youth, youthfulness
"Don't mention hair loss."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hair loss, balding, alopecia, sensitive, self-conscious, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, cover-up, cover up, hiding, embarrassed, embarrassing, old, age, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged