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"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."
'Actually, my family's only brush with fame comes from my great-uncle Benny who became Davy Crocket's hat...'
Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.
"As if buddy! I still remember what happened the last time you bought me a couple of drinks."
'Davy Crockett's divorce.'
Davy Crockett - Closet Animal Liberationist
'Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Channel Selector.'
Davy Crockett's divorce.
'Impressive resume, Davy. How soon can you start?'
'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'
"Love the resume, Davy, but our Order Fulfillment has been outsourced to Mexico."
Historically Significant Fibs - "I didn't see no more than twenty Mexicans..."
Davy Crockett joins up to forget the Alamo.