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"Stand down. It's only toxic waste."
Tags:navy, royal navy, pirate, the navy, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, toxic waste, chemicals, toxic chemicals, hazardous waste, mistake, mistakes, pirate flag, pirate flags, skull and crossbones, death's head, hazardous symbol, warning symbol, warning symbols, buccaneering, pirating, false alarm, false alarms
How's My Driving?
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Tags:navy, royal navy, sailor, sailors, soldier, soldiers, war, wars, battle, battles, sea battle, sea battles, battleship, battleships, captain, captains, armed forces, military, militaries, officer, officers, infantry, military service, naval officer, order, orders, swabbing, swabbing the deck, futile, futility, oblivious, unfazed, wwii, world war ii, ww ii, world war, world wars
'So, what do you want to talk about?'
"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"
Sailor in Car.
'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'
Naval Training; Thug Boat
'Hardy I see no chips!'
"I admit I'm surprised, but it does explain why your online dating profile lists 'Royal Navy' as a pet peeve."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, outlaw, outlaws, blind date, dating profile, dating profiles, first date, first dates, buccaneer, buccaneers, royal navy, online dating, blind dates, online profiles, internet dating, blind dates, false advertising, bad dates, pet peeve, pet peeves
"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."
"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."
Tags:ironclad, ironclads, warship, warships, battleship, ship names, dradnaught, monitor, dreadnaught, battleships, ship names, dreadnaughts, royal navy, navy, navies, slipways, dry docks, ship builders, ship building, branding, christening, christenings, ship launch, ship launches, launching ceremony, launching ceremonies, naval yard, naval yards
On board the MS Hepatology
Tags:hepatology, hepatologists, hepatologist, liver, livers, liver doctors, consultant, consultants, islets of langerhans, medical specialists, medical specialist, medical jargon, pancreas, pancreases, royal navy, naval doctors, sailing ship, sailing ships, captain, captains, sailor, sailors, exploration, ships surgeon, ships surgeons, ship surgeon, ship surgeons
'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'
'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'
'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'
'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'
"I think he just said I'm on a boat LOL ..."
'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'
Captain James Cook
"I see no ships!"
Women in submarines...