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A pirate fishes using his hook.
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
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Pants on the mast
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
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'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
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"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."
"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."
"This is your captain speaking."
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"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."
Pirate ship airbag.
'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
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"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."
"Stand down. It's only toxic waste."
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"I know. But you can't choose who you love."
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
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Catwalk The Plank
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"I love the Caribbean in February!"
A pirate in a pinstripe suit makes someone walk the plank
"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."
"I was in a different place then."
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'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'
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