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"We've invested too much in this whole thing to just go back to laying around on the rocks all day."
"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"
"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
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Pop Top Ice FIshing
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, can, cans, aluminium can, aluminium cans, aluminum can, aluminum cans, pop can, pop cans, soda can, soda cans, pop top, pop tops, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, line and hook, line and hook fishing, line fishing, ice, frozen, frozen lake, frozen lakes, cold weather, cold, freezing, freezing weather, winter, winter time, seal, seals, seal fishing, seal fisher, seal fishers, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern attiudes
'You need a college education to fall back on, Timmy. You cannot count on being captured and spending the rest of your life balancing basketballs on the end of your nose.'
'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'
'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'
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'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'
To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.
'Are you sure this guy from Alaska is in a speed suit'
'Lets put a seal on the deal.'
"Can you make that with your nose?"
Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.
I club baby seals.
"I always get anxious in large groups."
"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."
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"It's $1.85 a gallon and with every fill-up you get a free baby seal covered in oil."
"I club baby seals"
Teds Autos - Never knowingly undersealed.
"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."
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The Seal of Approval.
'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'
'See those matching boots and gloves? That's his mother!'
'But Mum, it's not a fashion statement: I've just managed to free myself from a net!'