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'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'
"I trust him on military issues."
"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"
Tags:front line, front lines, front-line, front-lines, battle line, battle lines, battleground, battlegrounds, battle-ground, battle-grounds, general, generals, officer, officers, conflict, conflicts, conflict zone, warzone, warzones, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, the donkeys, military tactic, military tactics, military strategy, military strategies
"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."
"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."
"Are other countries allowed to do things for reasons of overriding national security?"
"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"
"Look, I'd like to avoid overkill, but not at the risk of underkill."
Tags:overkill, underkill, over-kill, under-kill, general, generals, military campaign, military campaigns, army tactic, army tactics, tactician, tacticians, soldier, soldiers, military tactic, military tactics, officer, officers, small talk, small-talk, under kill, casualty, casualties, military casualty, military strike, military strikes
"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"
The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.
"Now we have all your arrows!"
Tags:artillery, arrow, arrows, archer, archers, archery, shield, shields, military strategy, army, armies, military tactic, military tactics, military strategies, flawed strategy, flawed strategies, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, bad leadership, bad leader, bad leaders, general, generals
"Oh boy, my favorite - shock and omelet!"
'Rock Paper Scissors' as played by the American military.
"There is no military solution, General, so we're disabling the enemy with a computer virus."
"I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but we're bombing ourselves again."
"Another outburst like that, counsellor, and I'll order suppressing fire."
Tags:military tribunal, military tribunals, court martial, court martials, military law, suppressing fire, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, military court, court, courts, trial, trials, military trial, military trials, passion, lawyer, lawyers, legal proceeding, legal proceedings, general, generals, military tactic, military tactics
'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'
"They're not worth the uranium it would take to blow them to hell."
Tags:army, army chiefs, general, generals, military, military tactic, military tactics, target, targets, low value target, low value targets, nuclear missile, nuclear missiles, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, bomb, bombs, bombing, enemy, enemies, uranium, insult, insults, insulting, contempt, contemptuous
Repurposed Porpise: US Navy
American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.
"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."
Tags:general, generals, email blast, email blasts, spam, spams, junk mail, email marketing, email advertising, advertisement, advertisements, military strategy, military strategies, military tactic, military tactics, enemy fire, demoralising tactics, demoralising the enemy, demoralizing tactics, demoralizing the enemy
"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."
'Severe cuts to defence budgets have necessitated a radical change of strategy...'
"Where, you may wonder, is our moral compass."