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A pirate fishes using his hook.
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
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"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs
Pants on the mast
"There are plenty of children out there who would love being a pirate."
'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
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"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
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"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."
"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."
"This is your captain speaking."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate captain, pirate captains, piracy, captain, captains, pilot, pilots, piloting, co-pilot, co-pilots, announcement, announcements, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger announcement, passenger announcements, pirate ship, pirate ships
"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."
Pirate ship airbag.
"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."
Tags:pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, rhyme, rhymes, sea shanty, sing, singing, song, songs, masculinity, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, preference
'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
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"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."
"Stand down. It's only toxic waste."
Tags:navy, royal navy, pirate, the navy, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, toxic waste, chemicals, toxic chemicals, hazardous waste, mistake, mistakes, pirate flag, pirate flags, skull and crossbones, death's head, hazardous symbol, warning symbol, warning symbols, buccaneering, pirating, false alarm, false alarms
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
Tags:pirate, pirates, parrot, parrots, pirate ship, pirate ships, ship, ships, ocean, sea, seas, ship in a bottle, miniature, miniatures, miniature ship, miniature ships, existentialism, existentialist, existentialists, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, meaning of life, crisis, existential crisis, thinker, thinkers, existence
"I know. But you can't choose who you love."
Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
Tags:pirate, pirated, moon, mooning, line of sight, lines of sight, blind spot, blind spots, eyepatch, patch, patches, eye patch, eye-patches, eye patches, yarr, pirate ship, pirates, ship, ships, poop deck, deck, decks, above deck, above decks, crew, captain, captain of the ship, captains, crews, crewed, mutiny, mutinous, treason, treasons, treasonous, high seas, high sea, highseas, highsea, split, split down the middle, pirating, pirated, poking fun, poke fun, pokes fun
Catwalk The Plank
Tags:pun, puns, punny, pirate, pirate ships, pirate ship, yarr, walk the plank, plank, the plank, capital punishment, sentence to death, model, models, modelling, fashion, fashionable, fashions, runway, runways, catwalk, cat-walk, cat walk, pose, posing, poses, strut, strutting, couture, coutures, fashion show, fashion shows, parody, parodied, parodies
A pirate in a pinstripe suit makes someone walk the plank
"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
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