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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
Books on Tapeworm
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Tags:covid, covid-19, coronavirus, corona virus, newspaper, newspapers, headline, headlines, airborne, virus, viruses, particle, particles, infect, infecting, infection, infections, trasmission, transmit, transmits, transmitting, means of transmission, fly, flies, fly swatter, fly swatters, face mask, face masks, face covering, face coverings, protect, protects, protecting, protection, mislead, misleads, misleading
Dear Mom, I finally went viral
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
Tags:flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishes
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medical professional, medic, medicine, medicines, fungal, fungi, fungal infection, infection, infected, infest, infested, infestation, mushroom, mushrooms, patient, patients, health, healthy, healthcare, living conditions, quality of life, mould, black mould, care, welfare, health and wellbeing, consultant, check up, check-up, checkup
"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
Tags:conjunctivitis, pink eye, diagnosis, diagnoses, eye, eyes, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, infection, infections, poet, poets, poetry, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, attractive, attraction, attractions, twin pools, desire, desires
To make office visits more fun, Dr. Slorm liked to deliver his diagnosis by playing charades.
"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."
Tags:disease, diseases, infection, infections, illness, infectious disease, infectious diseases, get well soon, contamination, patient, patients, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, patient zero, isolation room, isolation rooms, deadly disease, deadly diseases, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
'Wendell, I'm home! How's that sore throat, sweetie? Feeling better?'
'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"
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'It's just until the head lice problem at school clears up.'
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
"Target in range. Ready... hug."
Tags:infect, infection, infecting, spreading infections, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine
'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'
Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'
'Don't touch the fishing rod.'
Scientist discover a new superbug
Tags:scientist, scientists, medical science, medical scientist, medical scientists, superbug, superbugs, super bug, super bugs, antibiotic resistant bacteria, antibiotic resistant bacterias, antibiotic resistant strain, antibiotic resistant strains, mrsa, infection, infections, superhero, superheroes
"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answers
'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'