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"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris
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Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.
"I know he's in here somewhere!"
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Baptismal hot tub.
'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'
Christening - Child named Bulbasaur
"I'm afraid the name Sally is taken, but Sally2015### is available."
'We're calling him Noah...'
'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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Enter Exit - Circle of Life.
"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."
'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'
"What are the odds of it happening again?"
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Workman baptising his child J.C.B.
"And who is going to be the Godfather?"
'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'
"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"
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"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."
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"D'you have sparkling?"
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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"