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'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'
Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.
The last family vacation
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'I was built by texters.'
"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."
'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
"Try and tell me what's bothering you - use your S.A.T. words."
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"That's what's the matter with kids today!"
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"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."
Out too late? Call curfew beaters!
'What do you mean you're not Dave?'
"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."
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"The trouble with you, son, is that you won't take any responsibility for your actions..." "And whose fault is that?"
'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'
'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm running away from home to join the circuits.'
"You're free-range when I say you're free-range."
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'No, grandma, hashtags are not something you order with eggs.'
"A village did raise him. But, of course, it was Greenwich Village."
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"I wouldn't worry about his communication skills...grunting is quite normal at his age."
'Little Wayne is so sensitive; I don't like him going out this late.'