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Bird draws a snake.
"I'm going to be late for that meeting – I've got to suck out some venom."
"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."
'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'
'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'
"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'
"Is there a herpetologist in the house?"
"Yes, I know that the protocol is to strike if stepped on, but he stepped on my head!"
All donations go to the victims of snake bite foundation.
'...and limit your whiskey intake to snake bites.'
'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'
A snake bites his lip - 'I hope I'm not poisonous, I just bit my lip!'
Snake charmer bitten one too many times has extended His Pungi.
'We're in luck...they all know first-aid for snake bite!'
'Frankly, I didn't want to bite him, but he kept poking at me with a stick...'
'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'
Snake -charmer's convention
If a snake goes to bite you... bite it back!
'I thought I asked you to watch its head!?'
'Sid, are we poisonous?... Only I've just bitten my tongue!'
'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'
Tarzan swings on a vine but the vine is a snake.
"Our baby's first boot."