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"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."
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"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."
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"Now that we've got your head back on, let's move to the next bit of business."
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"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.
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'Eileen, it says on your resume that you are good at multi-tasking. Can you elaborate on that for me?
'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'
Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.
"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."
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'Basically, we're looking for cost-effective, efficient tried and true ideas that look like bold innovation thinking while not scaring the poop out of everyone.'
A man attempts to execute a man with a wireless device.
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Surely there's an easier way of moving files?'
'Oh I can be reliable and for an extra three hundred a week, I can be efficient too.'
'It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy!'
'I hate those new energy efficient eels. They think they're so special.'
'I'm going to switch to plan 'B'. Our computers are down.'
'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'
"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."
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Fetch the Boomerang
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'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'
"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
'Our efficiency expert's only recommendation was to continue his contract.'
"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."
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