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"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."
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"They don't make good husbands. They roam."
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"And the end of the day we're STILL just eating dead stuff."
"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."
"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"
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"Bad news, Mitchelson. We're downsizing."
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'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'
"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."
At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.
"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"
Before the coming of the white man and his improvident ways, when the great herds stretched across the plains as far as the eye could see, our people were always careful to let nothing go to waste.
'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'
Buffalo Bill Cody
Where the Buffalo Comb
'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'
'His account's been hacked.'
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"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"
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Early Identity Theft
"One discouraging word and we stampede."
"I think someone needs to go out."
"How'd they get up here? Hard to say, ma'am. Bison are great climbers, and they can squeeze through an opening the size of a pencil eraser."
'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'
"I've tracked the herd's roaming over the past twelve months: no kidding we're roaming alright!"