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"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'
'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'
Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian
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"Hang on, I think I know what we're doing wrong."
"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."
'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'
"Don't worry, Virgil, he can't hurt us here. This is our safe space."
"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."
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"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."
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"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"
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"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."
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"Next time you show up for a duel at high noon, remember to factor in Daylight Saving Time. I been standing here like an idiot for an hour."
'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'
FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.
"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"
"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."
'Can you hold for one second...I've got an incoming smoke signal. I'd better take this.'
'Prance! Prance I say!'
'Careful. He might be packing heat.'
"It's the Florida kid."
'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'
"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."
Tags:arthritis, arthritic, arthritics, cowboy, cowboys, gunslinger, gunslingers, wild west, gunfight, gunfighter, shoot out, showdown, confrontation, gun for hire, duel, six shooter, bounty hunter, sheriff, marshal, law and order, lawless, lawlessness, alpha male, alpha males, marking out one's territory, outlaw, outlaws, pecking order, hierarchy, medical problem, medical problems