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'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'
"He got it into his head that he could lower his cholesterol more easily with another woman."
Tags:husband, husbands, health, health concern, health concerns, cholesterol, lower cholesterol, toxic, toxins, affair, affairs, cheat, cheats, absurd, irrational, irrational thought, irrational thoughts, marriage problem, marriage problems, care, cares, caring, divorce, divorces, divorcing, ease, easy, easier, improve, improvements
'You're feeling great? That's unusual...we'd better run some tests...'
Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."
'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'
'This weight is ruining my golf game...If I put the ball where I can hit it, I can't see it. And if I put it where I can get it, I can't hit it.'
"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."
"I don't really need to avoid gluten, but I feel it's a popular concern with broad appeal we can all share."
Tags:gluten, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, coeliac, coeliac disease, celiac, celiac disease, health concern, health concerns, health fad, health fads, health craze, health crazes, fad, fads, craze, fashion, popular concern, health fad, dating, drinking, fitting in, fit in, fits in, peer pressure, peer pressures, broad appeal, marketing, marketer, marketers
'...you are not anorexic.'
'No. We don't serve irradiated beef. Why do you ask?'
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
'What's the catch of the day?' 'Hepatitis!'
'It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?'
'He doesn't smoke around the kids or at home, but he doesn't seem to worry about MY passive smoking!'
"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"
"The TV just said cellphones give off dangerous radiation! That's it! I'm stopping this right now!"
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'You really should quit smoking.'
'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'
Doctor to receptionist: 'He needed a good scare thrown into him, so I told him to go ahead and eat, drink and be merry.'
New for Christmas-'L'il Product Tester'
General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'
Businessman walking sees 'Walking-Around Insurance' vending machine.