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"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."
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'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'
'It must be lower back pain - He wasn't that grumpy when he walked on all fours.'
'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'
"You ever think about upright bipedalism?"
'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'
I'm With Stooped
'When you get upright, it'll be a lot easier to talk to each other! In fact, we can talk all the time!'
"I don't believe I'm having this conversation."
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How Teens Contributed To Evolution
"It's called 'bipedalism' -- It'll do wonders for our productivity!"
"How about that! -- Oog got an app for walking upright!"
"I hope the four-wheel drive dealership isn't too far."
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'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'
"Look! Now they're walking upright! - I'm tired of trying to keep up with the Joneses!"
"Nothing against you, Whonk, but Oog is a real stand-up guy."
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Winning Through Bipedalism
"Sorry, Oog, but I've found somebody taller."
"O.K. it's a fun way to walk but I don't think it'll replace four on the floor."
"Take you to the dance? - You KNOW I can't walk upright!"
"Oh, stop whining - When I was your age, I had to walk to school on all fours!"
'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'
'It's nothing personal - I just don't trust upright people.'