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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'
'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'
"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'
"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'
'The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that can convert hindsight into foresight.'
"The nationwide recall and the class action lawsuits have established brand recognition for us."
"First we get a bunch of cows."
'We manufacture micro computing devices. We're looking to hire a director of research that can anticipate the next small thing.'
Failed business ventures.
'Man, I need to update my business.'
'Good point Frank. . . does anyone else have an opinion about my new proposal. . .?'
'I think he's just seen 'the big picture' for the first time.'
'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'
'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'
'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
'It's agreed - we'll hire cheerleaders.'
'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'