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'But APART from increased profitability, better customer support, enhanced margins, reduced stress and improved staff morale WHAT is the POINT of all this emphasis on increased PRODUCTIVITY?'
'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'
A sensitive, well-balanced thought attempts to enter the daydreaming room, but is rebuffed by emotionless thermal windows.
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'I need a tool to measure productivity.'
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
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"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
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"I need to relax!"
Creation: The True Story
"I had a productive week."
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"We're giving up for the holidays."
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"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
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"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."
"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"Of course my cough is productive."
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"If we have a productive meeting this morning, you'll each get one of these at lunch time."
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'Just measuring your job performance...'
'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'
A venn diagram of sleep and productivity
"It's great for multicrastinating."
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"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."
"Dadburnit, another one got away. If either of you have any ideas on how we can make this posse
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'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'
The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.