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"He talks the talk."
"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
Tags:castaway, castaways, lost, deserted, desert, deserts, sweat, sweats, sweating, sweated, sweater, sweaters, sweatband, sweatbands, remember, remembers, remembered, remembering, vital, vitals, sun, burn, burning, burns, heat, heats, crawl, crawling, crawls, crawled, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Water is on sixteen."
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopper, shoppers, desert, deserts, dying, crawling, dehydrated, dehydration, thirst, thirsty, water, drink, drinks, aisle, aisles, death, staff, stocker, stockers, modern life, retail, superstore, superstores, warehouse club, warehouse clubs
"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, crawling, stare, staring, crazy, stuck, trapped, cabin fever, mental health, leg, legs, four walls, interior, interiors, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
Tags:power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, challenge, challenges, challenging, pissing contest, pissing contests, drink, drinks, drinking, drunken, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, bad idea, ill-advised, crawl, crawls, crawling, gravity, defy, defies, defying, bad decision, bad decisions, poor decision, poor decisions
"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."
Tags:office, office, office life, temperature, temperatures, room temperature, hot, cold, freezing, warm, fashion, winter coat, winter coats, winter jacket, winter jackets, scarf, scarves, earmuff, earmuffs, toque, toques, knitted cap, knitted caps, hat, hats, winter gear, sweat, sweating, crawling, dying, boiling, shivering, too hot, too cold, settle, settling, can't please everyone, consensus, picky, fussy, body temperature, body temperatures
A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
Tags:park, parks, playground, playgrounds, sandbox, sandboxes, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretending, make-believe, pretend, acting, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families
'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'
"Batteries . . . batteries . . ."
Tags:desert, deserts, crawl, crawling, traveller, travellers, lost, man, men, dying, battery, batteries, consumerism, modern life, problem, problems, technology, music, portable music player, portable music players, portable audio player, portable audio players, mp3 player, mp3 players, device, devices, electronic, electronics, media, entertainment, headphone, headphones, portable radio, portable radios, radio, radios
"Looks like we can't expect to find much in that direction."
"Up gets you nowhere."
Tags:desert, deserts, lost, crawl, crawls, crawling, survive, survives, survival, surviving, escape, escapes, escaping, run away, runs away, running away, supernatural, overheat, overheats, overheating, flee, flees, flees, fleeing, supernatural, fly, flies, flying, magical realism, help, seek help, seeks help, seeking help
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
Honey I'm Home
Tags:sloth, sloths, slow moving, slow movers, crawl, crawling, honey i'm home, honey im home, return home, return home, going home, coming home, go home, come home, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, short commute, short commute, couple, couples, arboreal mammal, arboreal mammals, slow, sleepy, tired, tiredness
A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, crawling, stranded, lost, dying, starving, thirsty, red carpet, vip, v.i.p., vips, v.i.p.s, very important person, very important people, famous people, famous person, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, route, routes, path, paths, pathway, pathways, walkway, walkways, head of state, heads of state
"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!
'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'
"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, drink, drinks, water, oasis, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippie, hippies, art, arts, artist, artists, community, communities, commune, communes, unhelpful, modern life
Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
Tags:desert, deserts, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, crawling, thirsty, starving, dying, oasis, mirage, mirages, club, clubs, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, private club, private clubs, exclusive, event, events, private event, private events, closed off, closed to the public, closed, unavailable, bad day, unlucky, bad luck
"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."