Domineering Wives Cartoons and Comics

The Crossroads of Wisdom: Past Mistakes, Future Gambles and Listen to Your Wife.

"I clipped his wings, but they grew back."

"We've been married so long that I start and finish his sentences."

'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.'

"O.K.! Time to make a wish, clear it with me, and blow out the candles."

'I don't care what she says. If I want to go out for a swift half nothing is going to stop me.'

"I can't go, guys, because my wife hates freedom."

"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."

'I've told you...only wake me for one of the queen's tirades. Uprisings and coups can wait.'

Sex Equality

"....this is the only place where I can finish a sentence."

"Please stop telling me I'm wrong ... I get enough of that at home."

'You may wear the trousers in this family, but I take care of what's in the pockets!'

"Yeah, she dragged me to some dumbass holiday play. I forget what it was called...something like 'The Ball Buster'...?"

'Retirement won't be that different from work. You'll just be reporting to me.'

'I take it you are both of the same mind?'

"I do, and so does he."

'Please stop telling me I'm wrong...I get enough of that at home.'

'If my weasel of a husband files as head of household, it's tax fraud.'

'We must talk-so shut up!'

"No, it doesn't say anything about complete and unconditional surrender."

"I don't care if you wet your pants! You're not going anywhere!"

'One of the problems here is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence. . .'

'How do I like it, dear?'

'You'd better call the domestic abuse hot line before you go home to your wife!'