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"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
Tags:lab rat, lab rats, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, rat, rats, mouse, mouses, mice, scientist, scientists, maze, mazes, drug trial, drug trials, animal experiment, animal experiments, animal experimentation, ambitious, pushy, college fund, college funds, parent, parents, support, supportive, parental support, sacrifice, sacrifices, work life, home life, animal testing, work, profession, professions, parenting, parenthood
"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"
Tags:kansas, wizard of oz, return, returns, returning, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, fantasy, fantasy land, fantasy lands, yellow brick road, home, homes, home land, home lands, home life, home lives, return home, returns home, returning home, get back, gets back, getting back, homecoming, homecomings
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
"The cat misses licking your hair."
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat behaviour, cat behavior, lick, licks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, visiting hour, visiting hours, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, home life, home-life, prison sentence, prison sentences
'Wow, Geraldine, when you said you were redecorating with an outdoors motif I didn't think you meant this...'
"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
Tags:plants, plant, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists, monkey flower, monkey flowers, chilean monkey flower, chilean monkey flowers, hanging plant, hanging plants, complaint, complaints, home life, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, wife, wives, everyday life, gardening, gardener, garden, gardens
"Am I talent or product?"
Tags:stepford wives, old fashioned, family, family values, families, dinner, over dinner, business, market, markets, marketing, marketed, parents, parenting, parental, product, products, businesses, businessmen, dad, dads, father, fatherhood, talent, talented, word play, play on words, cliche, kids say the darndest things, cliches, cliché, clichésjargon, jargons, work talk, home life, work life, corporate, corporations, influence, influential, influencing, raising kids, kid, kids, child, children
"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"
Dave And His Common-Law Accountant, Phil
Tags:common-law, common-law marriage, common law marriages, common-law partner, common-law partners, accountant, accountants, accounting, modern life, home life, home lives, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, money, penny-pincher, money-driven, finances, personal finances, personal finance
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
Tags:hulk, incredible hulk, the hulk, superhero, superheroes, home life, film, films, pop culture, pop, culture, films, film, movie, movies, cinema, mcu, anger, anger management, rage, puppy, pupper, doge, puppy dog eyes, puppy eyes, cute puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dogs, dog, domestic, domestic pets, puppy problems, pet ownership, cute, cutely, cute animals, can't resist, masculinity, feminine side, feminine sides, masculine, hypermasculine, hyper-masculine, softer side, softer sides, muscleman, musclemen, persona, personae
"Go say something nice about your mother's corporation."
Tags:parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, pop, pops, father, fathers, fatherhood, mother, mom, mum, motherhood, moms, corporate, corporation, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, modern, modern life, work, working, worker, workers, gender stereotype, role reversal, role reversals, sardonic humour, sardonic, sardonic humor, business, businesses, family, families, home, homes, home life, work life, work/life, work life split
"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"
"If I wanted to hear about family values I'd go home."
"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, moms, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers, parental, maternal, paternal, lock, locked out, locked, blocked, block, block the door, door, doorway, home, home life, family life, modern, crimes, warrant, warrants, criminal, marriage, married, kids, kid, child, children
'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
"From now on, this family will be run like a business. When I call your name, you will be assigned a cubicle."
Tags:family life, family-life, home life, work life, corporate culture, corporate environment, personal life, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, dad, dads, father, fathers, kid, kids, living room, living rooms, sitting room, sitting rooms, home environment, home environments
"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
Tags:santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life, shpasik, jtoons
A Worker Bee's Home Life
Tags:bee, bees, worker bee, worker bees, worker, workers, honeybee, honeybees, honey bee, honey bees, beekeeper, beekeepers, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, home life, domesticity, hard worker, hard workers, workaholic, workaholics, family life, family time, hive, hives, colony, colonies, work addict, work addicts, work addiction, balance, balances, work, family
"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"
Tags:video games, video game store, retail, gaming, gamers, video game consoles, home video games, kids, children, youth, home life, home entertainment, mom, moms, mums, mothers, sons, gamer, gamers, mother's basement, mom's basement, mum, mums, reality, back to reality, coming back to reality, snack, snacks, snack break, snack breaks
"That's my new baby brother. He's a floor model."
"Every night when I go home my wife whispers those three little words, 'wipe your feet'."
Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
Tags:attack, attacks, monster, monster, creature, creatures, zombie, zombies, wife, wives, married life, marriage, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, nag, nagging, argument, arguments, woman, women, girlfriends, females, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, film, films, movie, movies, small, short, tiny, home, home life
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
Tags:surreal, surrealism, cartoon, cartoons, cartooning, cartoon caption, cartoon captions, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, comic caption, comic captions, comic strip caption, comic strip captions, comic panel, comic panel captions, interior design, decors, decorating, decor, decorations, conversation piece, conversation pieces, friends, friendships, visits, visiting, visitors, home life