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"It was peaceful - I listed his faults the one last time and he drifted away."
"It's beak-proof. That makes it perfect for the hen-pecked husband."
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'He shouldn't be here really. There's a pile of ironing at home.'
'Can't do it, Hal, The wife's got me on a short leash,'
Henpecked Insect - 'Feeling peckish?'
'We must talk-so shut up!'
'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'
'Well? What have you got to say for yourself?'
'Yes, I got it all.'
"I was going to have an ego, but Marjorie decided against it."
'I'm low man here-but at home, I'm second-in-command!
By pretending to be an umbrella, Arthur could avoid his wife for up to four hours.
'Our marriage is like a one-way street, and I'm behind him, honking my horn...'
'I now pronounce you wife and man...'
"You'll have to wait, can't you see he's tied up for the moment?"
I insisted the stupid vacuum cleaner Fred bought for my birthday come with a special labor-saving attachment...him!
'Listen Eric? - Did you hear that - The first nagging woman of spring.'
"Could my husband please come to the diary room..."
'Why aren't you out moonlighting?'
'See what comes of teaching them to talk?'
'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'
Marjorie could read her husband like a book.
Choosing washing up liquid - "You choose, it's your department."
"Count me out for bowling tonight...my arm kinda hurts."