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"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
"... and they never write or visit!"
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The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"Are those noodles?"
"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, charity, poverty, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owner, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, pet trick, pet tricks, name, names, pet name, pet names
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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"Do you feel as if you could work within the system during the week and save the 'free range' for weekends?"
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
A chicken blows a bubble
"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, cockerel, cockerels, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, children, child, baby, babies, childcare, parents, parenting, parenthood, domestic labour, domestic labor, unequal division of domestic labour, unequal division of domestic labor, father, absent father, fathers, absent fathers, gender roles, gender role, responsibilities, parental responsibilities, shared responsibilities, shared responsibility
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"I'm afraid I'll have to fondle that chicken, m'am."
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
Tags:public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved
A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panicking
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, baby, babies, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, inspector, inspectors, detective, detectives, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, steal, steals, thief, thieves, perpetrator, perpetrators, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
"Say… aren't you with 'jumbo grade 'AA', or is it 'large, brown and fertile'?"
"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.
"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"
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