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"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
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"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."
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"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."
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'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'
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"I wear the strangely patterned brightly colored pants in this family."
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"I think our relationship is truly gender neutral."
'She always gets her way. Everything is always, 'Yes, deer.''
"My dad also has a wireless controller. It's called mom."
'You think your husband feels threatened...'
Remember to put on clothes.
'I don't mind my hubby wearing the trousers in our house...it's his tool belt that worries me.'
"No, it doesn't say anything about complete and unconditional surrender."
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On his first date, he was determined to show he was no pushover!
"You're wanted on the phone, Mum. Someone asking to speak to, the man of the house."
'He was the boss in his family...and he had his wife's permission to say so!'
'Well, I always thought he wore the trousers in our house, until I came home early from bingo one night and caught him in my dress!'
'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'
'You're Daddy's boss?... But I thought, Mummy was Daddy's boss!'
'... And I'll tell you something else - If I win the lottery, you're buying me a dishwasher!'
'Dad, I know that I should follow the chain of authority, but I'm going over your head by asking Mum if I can stay up late.'
'Darling, I don't think that you're qualified to go in there.'
'It's time you told your wife who's boss.' - 'I did. I said you're the boss.'
'It's bad enough I get overruled at home - but here also, Sharon?'
'We both wear the pants in our house. Although mine do tend to be the loose fitting pastel, linen ones.'
Uprisings ruthlessly put down.
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