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Tales of Atlantic City
'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'
"It's a perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All it needs is the disclaimer, Professional Actors, Don't Try This at home."
"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'
"Martha and I are happy enough. I have my work and she has Bloomingdale's"
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'There's only one thing that keeps me from being a happily married woman...him.'
"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"
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The ACME marital adjustment test
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Woman: 'I, Linda...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.' / Man:'And I, Shaun...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.'
'Darling! There's a man at the door who wants to know if we're happily married... What shall I tell him?'
'I used to be happily married, now my wife is happily married...'
'Jack is such a nice husband: He treats me like dirt...'
"He's happily married, but his wife isn't..."
'That's not a wedding ring, that's shrapnel.'
'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'
'What's wrong with us, Mason? Everyone we know has been divorced at least once but us!'
'All the kids were teasing me 'cause you two are married.'
It's to celebrate 24 wonderful hours without an argument.
Avoid alimony, stay single or stay married.
You're only as old as you feel!
'I love to remember times long, long ago...' 'And I was far, far away.'
'Herbert is an important cog in the machinery of my marriage.'
'First, it was symbiotic...the platonic...now, we're married.'
'Actually, Steve, I liked you better BEFORE you learned to express your true inner feelings.'