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"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."
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Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
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"O.K., I hate you, but not because you're American."
"I'm not in the mood, Edward."
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"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."
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"That's probably my wife- she has global reach."
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"Gays and lesbians aren't a threat to the sanctity of my marriage. It's all the straight women who sleep with my husband."
"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."
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"I wish you'd be more supportive of my efforts to divorce you."
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"I credit our long marriage to Stockholm syndrome."
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"You have to get closer to that banana peel for me to believe you're serious."
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"When are you going to get up off your ass and start putting on the ritz."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriage, bad relationship, bad relationships, bad marriage, bad marriages, abusive relationship, abusive relationships, mean wife, bossy wife, mean wives bossy wives, gender stereotype, negative stereotypes, lazy, lazy husband, lazy husbands, ritz, classic film, classic films, film, films, song, songs, musical, musicals, singing
"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"
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"I am just being hysterical, but I do hate you."
"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"
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"You had me at goodbye."
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"She's got three moods from a previous marriage."
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"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."
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"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."
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"You're eating it, but you're not savoring it."
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"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."
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