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"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."
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"I take it this is a very special occasion."
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"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
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"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."
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"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."
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"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."
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'According to my estimation, our anniversary gift is rust.'
"The champagne makes this night so special...which reminds me, I really should call my husband and wish him a Happy Anniversary!"
'Sure I remember our 20th wedding anniversary - that was the year Denver beat Atlanta....'
'Do you cater for wedding anniversaries?'
"The 'naughty step' worked so well with the kids that I decided to use it for Martin when he forgot our wedding anniversary...."
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'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'
"Okay, maybe there's no chemistry left, but there's still archeology."
"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"
"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."
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"We've been happily married for five years. Next week we celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary."
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"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."
"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."
"Tonight, you're dessert!"
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"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."
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Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries
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"You forgot our anniversary?! I knew I shouldn't have married someone that runs out of memory so quick."
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"Remember, Mr. President. It's your anniversary today. Don't forget to pick up some flowers for the, first nag."
'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'
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