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"I heard something snap."
Tags:dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, grow old, grows old, growing old, bad back, bad back, back spasm, back spasms, snap, snaps, spine, spines, backbend, backbends, back bend, back bends, dip, dips, waltz, waltzes, tango, tangos, back trouble, back troubles, old couple, old couples, romantic
"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"
Tags:spring, spring time, misery guts, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, springtime, easter, bird, birds, birdsong, bird song, old fogey, old misery, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, old couple, old couples, killjoy, killjoys, kill joy, kill joys, the great outdoors
The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, big kid, big kids, adults, adult adoption, adoption, adopt, adopting, adult adoptions, adoptions, adoptive parent, adoptive parents, older couple, old couple, couple, couples, parent, parents, parenting, relationship, relationships, trained, well-trained, well trained, sleeps through the night, play the piano, income, money, family, families, adoptive family, adoptive families, benefit, benefits, advantage, advantages, perk, perks
'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'
"Willard! About your mother's biscuits and coleslaw! Shut up about your mother's biscuits! And shut up about your mother's coleslaw!"
"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'
Rock n' Roll...the Later Years.
Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Loathe.
'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'
"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."
Tags:couple, couples, old couple, old couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, longterm relationship, longterm relationships, conversation, conversation, boring conversation, boring conversations, small talk, smalltalk, small-talk, bored, boredom, broing, predictable, predictability, elderly couples, elderly couple, elderly people, old people, retired, retirement, lack of communication, uncommunicative, no communication, porch, porches, front porch, front porches
Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."
Tags:curmudgeon, curmudgeons, old man, old men, complain, complains, complaining, retire, retired, pensioner, pensioners, pension, pensions, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old couple, old couples, old married couple, old married couples, programme, programmes, boob tube, gogglebollox
'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'
"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"
Tags:make conversation, making conversation, small talk, chat, chats, chatting, married life, married lives, marriage, marriages, long marriage, long marriages, wordless, wordlessness, drab, miserable, misery, bad marriage, bad marriages, somber, depressed, depressing, depression, quiet, unhappy, unhappiness, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, silence, sit in silence, sits in silence, sitting in silence, couple, couples, old couple, old couples
'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'
'Oh crap, it's my mother.'
Tags:playing it safe, same old same old, predictable, boring, safe, monotony, bored, boredom, habit, habits, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, adverse to change, changing it up, travel, traveling, travelling, trip, trips, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, long relationship, long relationships, married life, marriage, old couple, elderly couple, old couples, elderly couples, boring couple, boring couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, plans, plan, travel planning
"I don't know you anymore, Ira."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, ageing, old couple, old couples, elderly couple, elderly couples, imitate, imitation, imitating, look a like, look a likes, look alike, look alikes, growing apart, drifting apart
"I understand they're a rather mature couple?"
"What happened to that tiny little ounce of passion we used to have?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, old couple, old couples, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, passion, bored, boredom, dull, motivation, lack of motivation, lack of passion, husband, husbands, wife, wives, after the honeymoon, middle-age, middle age, settling down, loss of passion, loss of romance, lack of romance, romance, love, boring couple, boring couples, passionless marriage, loveless marriage, passionless marriages, loveless marriages
For Sale (AS IS)
"Shop around and get a surprise. The pussies like surprises."
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, mad cat woman, mad cat women, cat food, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, old couple, old couples, difficult task, difficult tasks, impossible task, impossible tasks, shopping list, shopping lists, lazy, laziness
'Of course I love you! Would I be sitting here bored out of my skull if I didn't?'
'I hope when we're older we'll be able to communicate without even speaking words.'
'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'