Second Marriages Cartoons and Comics

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."

"And these two are from my first mortgage."

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

"Howard is my second husband once removed."

"That's Joyce-Rob's second wife. She had to do quite a job of restoration on him."

"I went to farmers' markets with my first wife. I don't know if I want to go through all that again."

"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."

Pre-owned husbands

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

"My first husband never brought home anything smaller than a water buffalo."

'When you grow up, how many times do you plan to get married?'

"I have two children from a previous Las Vegas off-site meeting."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"She's got three moods from a previous marriage."

"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."

'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'

"Rusty is the product of my first marriage."

'He's remarrying her for his money.'

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"Oh, I guess I'll remarry someday. But first I've got to demarry."