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"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."
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"Cosgrove, why don't you tell us what you did on your summer vacation while your department fell into disarray and your projections proved to be woefully inaccurate."
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"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."
'How did the review go?'
"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"
"You are lazy and try to get others to do your work. You have a great future in management."
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"Your performance review will be done with the help of a co-host to lighten the mood a little."
"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."
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"Do you want me to explain to you just why you're having feelings of inadequacy?"
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'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'
"Appraisals are nothing to be worried about...now let me introduce you to my colleague!"
Gary began to think that his performance management meeting could have gone better.
"We've decided not to pay you anymore, but we are prepared to offer you 10% more meaingless platitudes about how valuable you are to the firm!"
"The stress is driving me insane, I can't sleep...my blood pressure is through the roof! But I feel a lot better since I was abducted by aliens who took my brain out and repaired it..."
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"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"
"I brought you here to discuss your track record with the company."
'Some people claim that endless target setting and monitoring is a waste of money.'
'I have to admit, it is a very attractive package.'
"To be blunt, we think you're a bit of a bighead..."
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"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"
'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'
'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'
Rex is forced to sign a letter of reprimand, for his file.
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"Great execution, by the way!"
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"I love your productivity, I love your team spirit and you haven't bitten anyone in months."
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