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"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."
"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"
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"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"
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Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.
Lil's Yoga: Now Hiring All Positions
Gold medalist looking for a job.
'Applicants should be under 25 with 40 years experience.'
'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'
"Carol, let's go ahead and keep the job posted for a little while longer."
'Actually, we're just drawing up the short list for that particular job right now. . .'
Fish Market: Kelp Wanted Apply Inside.
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'There are probably hundreds of people out there who could have the job but I think we've got the right person.'
'Using 'headhunters' to fill vacant posts is terrible for morale.'
'That's his 14th interview.'
'Who's wanted and why does he need help?'
Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter
'Did you find a job yet?'
'Nice smile! What do you think?'
"Thanks, but right now we're just looking for a warm body."
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We already have an elephant in the room.
Help Wanted: One Man Band.
'There's an opening, in accounting, for a scapegoat. I think you are perfect for the job.'
"I've been looking for a job myself."
The Cannibal Food Company - Lunch Wanted, Apply Within.