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Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
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Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...
"I'm afraid we'll have to call it quits, Irene. I love a parade."
"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."
"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."
Ohio State End of Cursive Writing
"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"
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'You're so lucky! I wish I could join a marching band too...'
A marching band made up of policemen carrying megaphones.
'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'
The Pied Piper of Hamelin followed by a marching band of mice.
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Library Grand Opening
'I'm sorry, Hank. You're a great player, but we're letting you go. ... Your presence on this team has become a distraction.'
"I'm afraid all that pa-rum-pum-pum-pum has given you tinnitus."
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'How long did it take you to learn that, mister?'
The Booo-gie, Whooo-gie Booo-gle Boys from Company B.
'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'
Alternative drum playing method
The dangers of drumming.
'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'
'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'
A Good, But Not a Great Horned Owl.
Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.
Jimmy soon came to regret his choice of instrument.