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MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'
'How about this slogan: If you are unhappy for any reason we will feel really bad.'
'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''
Equality, Fraternity, Liquidity
'Because my students have to be reminded constantly.'
'We make cents out of your dollars.'
Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.
'I won't be able to seize the day. I'm on night shift this week.'
'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''
Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!
'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'
"Carpe the per diem."
You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.
Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"
Don't hassle me, I'm retired.
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"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."
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Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."
Global Industries: "Committed to low-intensity, sustainable exploitation of poor countries around the world since 1961."
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"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."
"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"
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"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"
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'Your father refuses to get a job. He lives by the motto, 'If we're broke, don't fix it.''
Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'