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"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."
'First of all - it's a birthmark!'
"You're sure it's a birthmark?"
"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."
"So my symptoms aren't serious...but what' so damn funny about them?"
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"Actually, it's a birthmark."
There's always something you don't want to find out about yourself.
"What's that on your side Dave? Birthmark?"
'Hope you don't mind, but Brenda here noticed that if she connected the moles on your chest, it looks just like John Tesh.'
Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.
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Spotted dog on phone: 'No, that's just the problem, Doctor. I'm not a dalmatian.'
'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'
'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'
'This isn't a birthmark, it's a map to your mother's.'
'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'
Baby enters Birthmark Removal from Maternity Ward.
That's one hell of a birthmark you have there, son!
"Mom, how long have I had this birthmark?"
"What portrait of my mum? That's a birthmark you idiot!"
"Baldo...to get a girl's atttention, you have to be yourself. Don't pretend to be someone you're not. That never works."
"Bummer of a birthmark, man."