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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"Your mother takes too long in the restroom."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, restroom break, restroom breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, aquarium, aquariums, sea life, sea-life, mother, mothers, female stereotype, female stereotypes, gender stereotype, family life, family-life, family outing, family outings, jellyfish, jellyfishes, jelly-fish, jelly-fishes, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, wrong turn, wrong turns
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
'The first rule of Bite Club is: you do not talk about Bite Club!'
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'
'No, you fool! That's NOT the way the food chain works!'
'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'
Repurposed Porpise: US Navy
"What do you think of that warm bloodied fish?"
Tags:date, dates, boyfriend material, boyfriend materials, fish, fishes, cold-blooded, warm-blooded, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sealife, sea life, sea-life, ocean, sea, warm-blooded fish, warm blooded fish, hot-blooded, protective, overprotective, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents
Although jet propelled for the last 100 million years, the earliest squid used a more primitive form of propulsion.
Tags:prehistoric, squids, sea monsters, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, jet, propeller, octopus, octopuses, octopi, evolution, evolving, evolved, evolutions, food chain, food chains, predator, predators prey, preys, squid, sea monster, ancient, jets, propellers, sea
'Check your GPS, Harry. You're swimming downstream again.'
'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'
'Actually I'm not all that crazy about swimming.'
'It isn't easy to be dirty down here.'
"Seacircus set me free, and let me keep my ball."
Tags:aquarium, aquariums, marine animal, marine life, seal, seals, seal life, sea-life, sea-life centre, sea-life centre, sea life center, sea life centers, seal trick, seal tricks, animal trick, animal tricks, sea circus, sea circuses, freedom, animal rights, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
"I'll just have a water."
'She's like a breath of fresh air.'
'I asked for a cup of sugar.'
'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'
'No wonder my rheumatism won't go away. It's still wet outside.'
'I'm his Pilot-Fish, so he usually follows me around, but when he smells blood, I lose all control over him...'
"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."
Tags:anchor, anchors, fish, fishes, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, exotic food, exotic foods, exotic fish, exotic fishes, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, marine animal, marine animals, foodie, goodies, life lesson, life lessons, warning, role model, role models, warnings
'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'
Seals on Wheels