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'Can I help you?' - 'I'm looking for a pair of trousers.' - 'What's your leg length?' - '27 inches.' - 'I'm afraid we only stock mens' sizes.' - 'Ouch.'
Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.
I have to take two steps before the pants move!
'New pants! Why, did you know your grandfather didn't get his first pair of long pants until he was 16 years old.'