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"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
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"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."
'I knew we were in trouble when she said, 'Good-morning-I-hope-you-had-a-nice-summer-my-patience-is-wearing-tin'.'
"Some of the older boys can be a bit rowdy, but I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, Mr. Smallcrotch."
'Is this gonna be on the test?'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
'It's an espresso latte, I thought you might need it.'
"Will we be tested on any of this?"
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First Day in New York
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"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"
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"Well, that's it for our first day. Now, before we go home, do you have any questions for me?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "How old are you?" "Are you gay?" "Are you married?" "Is that your real hair color?"
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"My first day of school was good too...this year mom hardly cried at all when I left."
"I think you'll like working with him. He's a real character."
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'Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You can only hope the second day of the rest of your life is more interesting.'
"Do you have ANYTHING, that would make him seem interesting?"
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First and last day as census taker...
"You'll be fine, just act like you know what you're doing - that's what everyone else does."
William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.
The Cycle of Life
'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'
'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'
'Get used to it. The first ten minutes of each meeting is devoted to ancestor worship.'