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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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'Thank you, Crawford, for that stirring presentation on our third-quarter losses.'
'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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'And now for the treasurer's report.'
'Well, that's all the news, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait until something else happens.'
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
'The words ‘in conclusion' always generate profound appreciation when Fred makes a presentation.'
'That's it, in a nutshell.'
"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."
'And that's why I don't think that cartoon is funny.'
'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'
'Whoops. That's upside down.'
'It's in case I need a laugh track.'
"And now we're pleased to present to you the monarchical stylings of His Majesty King Gustaf."
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Profits/Expenses:'And we feel that this area, here, is still a bit out of control.'
'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'
'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'